Peace gorgeous gals n handsome guys!haha..Been light years eh n i doubt ppl even read tis magnificent pile of cow dung but well,who gives a damn nwy..haha!See,tis is wat happens wen u start to serve de nation BY FORCE!Nwy,life's for me been full of ups n downs n ins n outs n over n under n lots of other nouns which i'm jus tooo lazy to type.Firstly,bein back in trainin sux even tho de offer of a promotion is dangling in front of u like a golden carrot.wait,we cant even EAT a golden carrot so y de hell ppl stil chase for it man?!Nwy,jus fyi which i tink is unnecessary but ppl bein buggin me to update so here,finish my ERS aka Sergeant/Encik course in sept n went to Ang Mo Kio Fire Station.Great n in fact a wonderful life until they told me i got selected n had to go back to serve another 2 months to a BOC aka LFT/GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN course.I'm sure all de hoohaa s bout bein an officer but i tell u honestly,CD is totally de opposite.Bein a sgt is soooooo much more fun n in de station,life's full of surprises n wat's more,i get to save REAL lives n NOT fight IMAGINARY WARS!haha.But wat to do,fated by God Almighty..So here i am,back in trainin n POP in 17th Feb.Sure it feels good to wear de No.1 n its sumtin every1 dreams off,but lookin back it may not be as wat u made it out to be but i still thank Him for de chance..SO if u guys got any updates bout ur lives share with me k n wat's more its FREE!haha..I jus may not reply but at least u hav someplace to leave ur feelings...

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Humans can never make up thier mind so jus leave it to God and know that whatever you get afterwards is for your own good bcos only Him that knows best.

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Hey peeps!Finally fastin month eh?!haha...Trust me,its super challengin to fast yet perform ur duties in a fire station!N i hav yet to go for any calls!!!!Crap!

OH,jus realise,i'm de modern day hero?!?!?!?!haha...COOL!Nwy,been in station for a week alradi n its tough bein a sergeant..Wat more in de future?!?!But i tell u guys,realli tough life..N tho oour pay is higher than army,eufai?!?!?!,n police,gob?!?!,we actualli earn nuts man...haha..N don tink dirty ah hongky but really,our pay is peanuts!haha..Nwy,hav to keep short ah cos de laptop's batt gettin low but take care of urself ait guys!Esp now,loads of thing happenin to de world!

OH,n happy deepavali n hari raya too!!!

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For those who thinks MY job is i quote,'bull shit' r who thinks i'm 'yarpin about saving lives crap',they r wrong k!haha.No lah..Jokin onli so whoever out,sorry ait..Jus jokin.Jgn marah k!haha..Nwy,another term for fire fighters,DRAGON SLAYERS!mayb i shld change my wallpaper!haha..But dragon slayers sounds reali cool eh?!but u guys shld hear this fast fact first!Research shows,90% of de time, from de moment a fire fighter boards his fire-engine n to de time he reached de fire,1 in 4 will not come back!Can u believe tt?!Shows how much de dedication I mus put in..haha..N oh,jus onli boooked out n heard bout de bombing!Reali shockin news n de first thing is,please,let it not be another Muslim but alas,as usual,ppl suspected it was!I mean if it was,how can tt person r shld i sae de group be so stupid to do such a thing.Come on man!God gave u brains to think yet u decide to use it as a decoration for de bus?!?!?!?!Well,bet ppl esp u5 got loads of things to sae rite?!haha..But b4 u sae anythin,i do not support this act of cowardice n it resembles a slap to de face of de Muslims society which has jus started healing from de effects of the 9-11 attacks!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
De very moment someone decide to use his feelings instead of de brain to think,tt person became a donkey!

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Helloooooooooooooo peeps!

Its been light years since i updated!haha..I noe i shldnt giv excuses but reali busy ah..Sorry die hard fans!haha..Nwy,jus to keep everyone updated,now servin national service..GuESS wat,got enlisted in to SCDF even tho they alradi posted me to army 1st!At 1st,felt shitty cos wat de hell,sent me to sumtin so slack,but in de end was i FREAKIN WRONG!Tho de benefits of de army is still reali enticin,n i was hopin to get transferred out of army after enlistment so tt i can go into some kind of officer's course,SCDF prove to be a much better choice.i'LL SUMMARISE de reasons y i feel SCDF is better.

1st:PAY!

tHE Pay's freakin good here man but onli after u pass out ah!I mean,i got enlisted into this prestigious course known as Emergency Response Specialist r for civilians,a sergeant school, and after 6 gruelling(n i mean f****** gruelling) months,i'll get bout max $1200!Tho de officers here can get more but at least i'll be gettin more than army officers!Woohoo!haha..

2nd:Trainin:

For the fitness freaks r the BDSM r those who love to torture ur body,the trainin's freakin tough!I almost fainted like everyday!haha..Its reali tough.A firefighter;s job is to save lives so they train us to lead de firefighters so we hav to be fitter than them!N i tell u guys sumtin k,u can die r suffer from heat stroke not fightin fire but even b4 u wear the full jacket legging!For de non SCDF personnels,jacket legging is wat we ERS wear to protect us r in layman's term,the firefighter suit!ITS super hot n airtight that there was this occasion wen i FARTED,the gas is like escapin thru de top of my pants!Can u BELIEVE IT?!!!i CAN FEEL DE AIR SEEPIN OUT!HAHAHA..It was hilarios but this reali shows how airtight de suit is that there are absolutely no pores on the suit so tt's y i said tt u can die by just wearin de suit b4 fightin fires!Tt's y my mindset has changed!ARMY is crap.Theirs is fake n wen they train they oni train with the thinkin tt sumtin in the texttbook may happen but actual fact is,its NOT!pPL r not goin to attack u based on wat's in a manual!SO its de same with fires!Wat we learn here will be different but at least for us SCDF SOLDIERS,we get to practise with real fires,real people,real lives!N savin lives is an honour not just a job!

So,i've jus booked out!n 4 more gruelling months to go!Hpe verythin turns out ok!Realli wish i can pass out as an ERS n lead my firefighters in the ring of fire cos i reali wonder wat it's like to reali save some1?!so,tt's all babes!

Words Of Wisdom For The Day:
Saving Lives is an honour.not just a job!

Crapped By Khairul at 10:22 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Heyz ppl!Its been lightyears since i updated!But u cant blame me.A jobless man is a bored man!haha..So tt's y i didnt update..Didnt reali hav de mood ah..

Nwy,came back to spore on dec25 after spendin 18days in Medan.N guess wat,it was one freakin wonderful trip!haha..Initially tot it'll b dull n borin but in de end,with God's will everythin turn out great!God reali works in ways we cannot imagine!haha..

Btw,lots of ppl hav enlisted.u5,jose,firdaus,fazli.... n de gals r all workin,pris,fern,netty,rashidah...n to conclude i'm all alone nnow!haha..Everyday at home rottin but at least if one door is close another door opens!haha...But i'm still wonderin wen is de freakin door gonna open?!!!Oh,i got into civil defence!!!They changed me last minute frm army to cd!Now,i hav to enlist on 12april n its called BRT not BMT!Crap!Called de customer service guy but they sae de information is confidential so i even wonder y hav a customer service at de 1st place!But i've learnt tt everythin tt happens,reali happens for a reason!So who knows..Leave it to de Almighty!

Nwy,to all those who's workin enjoy uself!Those who r in ns,enjoy urself too!haha..N those not doin anythin,also enjoy urself too!haha..Take care!


Crapped By Khairul at 11:38 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Yo peepz!Damn long havent update yet!I even grew a beard man!So lets have a fresh new start for every1!Haha..

Finally the 'a' levels r over!How i perform,lets leave tt to God!Mon's prom n i borrowed a suit frm my dad!its white n there's some funny design on it but my grandpa gave it to my dad as a present so i guess there's sentimental value to it.u5's renting one i supposed but well,its no surprise after seeing the millions of gals he has to look good for!haha..

Oh bad news!NS enlistment cancel again!Now,they say tt my enlistment date not finalised yet!poodah lah!i heard a few ppl got affected..Wonder wen's it now?i tink tt's y they havent giv me de letter yet!hmmm,i jus leave it to God ah!

Nwy,goin Indon soon,dec8 to b precise.Tho some may be in hibernation,(u noe who i'm talkin bout),after dec25 can relax wat!Super long man!Wonder whether i can survive!tis is longer than the 2 weeks in BMT!haha..Nwy,i want to take tis opportunity to sae sorry to whoever i may have offended be it male,female r in between!Anythin may happen there which i hav no control over,but everything tt happens,happens for a reason.All de best man to ur future endeavours and good luck in looking for a job and for those enlisting early!May God b with u!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
The question to ask is not when or how you are going to die but whether are you prepared for it.


Crapped By Khairul at 10:03 AM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Tis shld be my last post mayb until 'a' levels!Tis post also i force myself,crossin de seas of fires,de land of swords and islands inhabited by gays,to finally come up with sumtin for tis post.My prupose in postin tis is to wish every1 ALL DE BEST FOR YOUR 'A' LEVELS!N great knowin u guys man tho 2 years is reali not enough!i mean 9mths=1 baby!So,de rate is against us and time is now of utmost importance to us!Make use of it well and may God bless u..Peace Be Upon u!

Words Of Wisdom For De Months!
God would not change a fate of someone unless he changes it himself!
No matter what u believe in,no matter how much effort u put in,if u noe u've tried ur best den leave the rest to God.

De only time u find hard work b4 success is in de Dictionary!




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Heyz,i reali gettin freakin sian of bloggin ah!But anyway,yesterday was like de epitomy of bad news man!Don wanna say wat ah but u all shld noe!But,as i said it b4,i'll say it again!watever happens,happens for a reason..sumtin good will come out from tis..i hope!At least,it was a good experience n at least now i hav more confidence!
 
Nwy,my throat hurtin like mad now!Crap!I tink its some kind of throat cancer!haha..who knows?!Oh ya,got my posting alradi!Fook man!From a near-death experience,they giv me pes A!Poodah lah!haha..its like 2 extremes man!
 
Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
When an opportunity pass by you,grab it coz if you dont,u'll be missin out on the chance of a lifetime!


Crapped By Khairul at 7:14 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Heyz,i damn sian now man!i tink i might jus kill off de blog..Mayb jus add pictures in it ah!haha..pictures of anyone frm any gender regardless whether pure r mix gender!haha...

Nwy,today youth day n i freakin din even realise it!But i tink i mature alradi ah so not youth anymore!haha..i bet tis will get lots of comments!haha..

Nwy,went out with sec school frens,seah,siva,xinwei, n choon!haha..damn fun sia!Ended up watchin some korean show 'windstruck' which was honestly damn funny!haha..I can't belif i even watched tt show man!But its bettter to watch with a girl!haha..Its some show bout tis girl who caught de wrong guy n both of them ende up as a couple!haha..N it was damn funny esp bout de part where de guy tried to save her n other shit ah!But frm now on i will swear off korean movies man!haha..they r like some bollywood movies but in another way!haha..Its like tis show was supposed to b a sad,romantic comedy but de girl NEVER SEEMS TO DIE!haha..1st she jumped over a buildin but saved by a freakin large ballon which came frm nowhere!haha..2nd,she got shot but nv die!haha..N de guy was like appearin millions of time man n HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!WTF?!haha..But quite touchin ah..haha,,crap show!Though de girl quite cute ah..haha..


Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Never say never again cause you will never know what might happen next.

Crapped By Khairul at 11:14 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Heyz,stumbled upon sumtin damn freakin funny!haha..someone recommended it n i realli give it a two thumbs up man!haha..Its a slogan thing ah!its on http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi..haha..but de slogan it gives is damn funny!
words i used:hongky
Slogans:
The Biggest Hongky Pennies Can Buy.(my fav)
Got Hongky?
Hongky Is Job 1
words i used:eufai
Slogans:
You Can Really Taste The Eufai!
Too Orangey for Eufai
Make Every Eufai Count
Don't Just Book It, Eufai It
More Than Just an Eufai
Run For The Eufai
Fresh from the Captain's Eufai
words i used:singh
Slogans:
Ring Around the Singh Gets Your Whole Wash Clean
Just Do Singh
The Appliance of Singh
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Singh
The Man From Singh, he says "Yes"
Sharing the Singh of your Life
HAHA..too many ah!haha..i tink i freeakin piss in my pants man!haha..


Crapped By Khairul at 2:15 AM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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