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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Heyz,quite long havent post anythin so let 2day b a fresh start!Nwy,had track n field today..Power sia..Haha..Didnt even bother to bring anythin to skool..If onli there hav more of tis..De gov shld hav more holidays u noe mayb like gay day since now they recognise gays!haha..i don mind havin a holiday even if its for de wrong reason r shld i say ppl!

Oh ya,back to track n field,it was reali excitin man!haha..at first,i had no intention of doin anythin but ended up playing de kompang(malay drum) to cheer de guys n gals on!haha..Pegasus reali dead man..i tink de j1s apparently either deaf r hav no idea how to make noise!mayb they too 'quai'..Nwy,iqbal fweakin fast sia..haha..Almost got 1st but 2nd is still de best!u5 had his fantsy come true wen they told him they wan him to run 4x400..haha..i tink he mus hav wet his pants wen he heard tt!haha..no insult meant!Pheonix won de overall champion n griffin came 2nd..heard frm kherray its onli few pts away!but,a standing ovation for all de teams involved!reali power sia u guys!haha..i even had a fookin blister playin tt kompang!

Went to see troy today!reali a superb show..Dun mind watchin it again!n de wife of paris r princess helen i tink is reali cio sia!haha..n i tink singh steam n cried ah durin de show!haha..he mus hav been touched by de goodness of archilles although i tink de way he died was quite disappointin..Nwy,after tt went for 'a' div soccer final!ended up watchin de 'b'div final which is freakin 200000000x better man!walao!they play with pure skills n top-notched football unlike vjc n sajc!i still cannot belif tt ny couldnt get into de finals!walao!i honestly tink de way we play is light years better than them man!with legendary players like u5,boon,bal,fid,singh,sanchin,giap,raymond,shang,teck,chester,kangle,fadzli n kelvin i'm quite surprised we didnt enter finals!we lack fitness onli i guess but its all in God's will!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
We may share 99% similar genes like monkeys but wat separates humans from animals is control.Control your actions as tt makes u human.

Crapped By Khairul at 9:08 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Heyz,didnt reali had a great week ah r shld i say last 2 days!Walao!went for de stoopid ns medical checkup n had to wait HALF-NAKED for 3 hrs!Aparah!N they said sumtin is wrong with my heartbeat!Mus b tt singh's fault lah!I knew wen a singh takes a mat heartbeat,sumtin will go wrong!haha..Jokin onli..De doc said abnormal heartbeat is ok n he said its nuthin serious but frm wat i found out frm ppl,its reali frightening man!Imagine if they told me i hav a hole in my heart!!!!Walao!An extra hole than normal man!I'll b so shocked tt i tink i might even piss in my pants..Haha..But thinkin bout wat may happened is jus waste of my time..Its better to jus leave it to God n if anythin happens,it happened for a reason..It was nv mine at de 1st place nwy..

No mood to write words of wisdom!haha..Sori dudez!Wait for next time..Mayb i'll write ah..Still reelin over de possibility tt i mioght hav an extra hole!haha..

Crapped By Khairul at 7:41 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Saturday, May 15, 2004

Heyz,damn long alradi havent post anythin..No mood ah tis few days..I also don noe y!I tink its mood swings ah..

Nwy,lots of good news pop out tis few days..haha..Jose gettin a gf soon n u5 is gettin close with his!Oh ya,both gob n boon now on msgin terms with de girls they like!haha!Eblouissant man!haha..I tink its spelt tt way ah!haha...ALL DE BEST guys!haha..

Yet,nuthin much happened to me unless u talkin bout de thing on thurs which almost destroyed my moral.Nwy,kept tellin myself tt watever happens,happens for a reason yet i somehow don belif my own words!haha..Nwy,thank God it turned out alrite..Haha..Felt much better on fri n back to de usual full-of-shit self!

Now,contemplatin whether to kill this blog den resurrect it mayb next month r so..Haha..See how ah..Lets jus go with de flow!Nwy,heard some lame shit durin de MLCS interview by Aizat!haha..Mayb de qn is kinda philosophical but i still tink its crap lor..sia!haha..Who de hell goes in an interview n ask, 'Imagine u r in a river..Do u flow against r with the current..' I mean,wtf?!haha..Wat is de person supposed to ans?haha..Some of them even added more shit by sayin they cannot swim!haha..Its a real crap qn ah n de onli philosophical thing bout it is tt its full of shit!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Money is not de root of all evil.Arrogance is!

Crapped By Khairul at 7:35 AM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Friday, May 07, 2004

Heyz,feel like postin some shit ah..So here it is!!

Nwy,today,played soccer like crazy man..N tt stoopid groin injury came back!Walao!I can feel de pain creeping to my privates man..Haha..Opps,forgive me for de r-rated words!So,better stop playin b4 i get impotent!Resorted to play basketball with tt singh usin de netball pole!haha..He's fweakin good man!I didnt noe singhs can play basketball n soccer so well!n damn smart also!Oh ya..Had a short match against wei yu n ernest n some guy!haha..Minority vs Majority!Power sia!We thrashed them 10-0..They even walked out of de match after bein overwhelmed by de brilliance of de skills frm de singh!haha..

Oh ya,i tink i confirm die sia!Prisc they all goin to giv t.a a freakin test-tube full of sticky,wet ...haha..i mean gel ah!Crap man!I cant even belif i got hoodwinked by their infamous persuadin skills!Hope it all turns out well!I tried my best n leave de rest to God!

(EDITED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE CAUSED!)

Tmrw is homecoming!I can bet with u it will b one damn borin affair if boon nv come!haha..Mus do sumtin to tt handsome but mayb slightly gay guy!haha..Oh ya,came out with a perfect slogan for de dunkin machine..R a promotion rather!They shld write,BUY ONE MAT N GET ONE SINGH FREE!haha..I can guarentee u millions will queue up jus to dunk de singh!haha!Even de Yeo Guat Kwang!i tink he has sumtin against singhs ah r isit de hong..?haha..A fellow GRC member!

Did i mention i feel like punchin tt konek m.......!haha..She damn freakin crap man to sae such shit bout me!but its ok ah..Humans make mistakes n i also don blame her!Mayb boon's presence there make her tell ppl she likes him!haha!POwer sia boon!Got a capt as admirer!

Nwy,not in de mood to write shit!Heard some lame crap frm chester n jose again as we went home..Expected!Some crap blonde took a plane n start bouncin up n down apparently nv boarded a plane b4!de typical boing,boing,boing sounds clearly irritated some guy who told her to be silent!Shocked at his outburst,pausin for awhile contemplatin her next move,she started to bounce again makin a diff sound tis time..oink,oink oink.. Lame shit!!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Life is fair n can nv get any fairer..Its jus a matter of how u look at it..

Crapped By Khairul at 7:44 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Sunday, May 02, 2004

Yo peepz,ages since i've even log in..Tis few days didnt feel like myself ah..N all de bad news tt hit me recently affected my morale..Tis is y i hate bein in a mix skool!Lots of ppl,lots of problems!Nwy,tis is y there's such a thin called fate..U may wan everythin 2 be wat u wat it to be but onli God knows wat's de best for u!

Nwy,skool was quite borin as usual but Thus n Fri was freakin fun sia!Skipped bio prac jus 2 see de basketball match!Didnt wan to stay for de girls match but u5 insisted so no choice ah..Nwy,its their last match also!Power sia!De guys lost but de girls won..Honestly,its much more entertainin to look at de girls playin!haha..Not in a dirty way lah dey but its more excitin ah..N tt raymond keep tellin de soccer guys how kherray(oh,1st time usin her name here ah..Ignore please if it does not concern u) plays like me!haha..Oi!I don use hands k!I'm one of de most gentle guys on soccer!haha,aside frm de shirt pullin n body pushin ah..Haha..I'm also a defender unlike her whom i tink plays in de attack i guess..But enuff bout me ah..De volleyball guys won sia..Another excitin game..Thank God bio was cancel..Was shoutin like crazy until my head hurts man but at least managed to sneak inside de lt4 for de synergy!haha..Didnt even pay a cent but it was at tt place wen de news hit me hard!My whole world came crashin down n my feelings were mixed!I didnt noe if it was joy r disappointment but wat i can sae is tt it was unexpected..A call frm u5 is enuff to make me ponder over wat had jus happened..Apparently news leaked out to her frens n it reached her ears!Bloody hell!Who de fish let de cat out of de freakin bag sia?!But nvm ah..If it was meant to be,its meant to be..Till now,i don noe wat to feel but at least sat n sun can calm me down!

Oh ya,in case de non-muslims didnt noe,sat was Prophet Muhammad's birthday..De birth of our leader..So,was supposed to go to de mosque but overslept!Aparah!But don mind ah,at least i regain bits of myself on sun..Now,as i type tis thing,i can feel de 'mojo' coming back!Can feel de 'umphh' coming!But don noe how to face her tmrw sia!haha..Got bio so will see her but de shockin revelation is holdin me back!Should r shouldnt i?There r millions of better guys than me suitable for her!Not like me whose face is peppered with pimple scars!Even kangle i tink is better but i refused to give up!Ltes jus leave it to fate..God knows better!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
It is not a matter of how much crap u talk r how many person u piss off bcoz of it but it is de quality tt counts..Quality crap defines de essence of speech..

Crapped By Khairul at 10:51 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Name: Khairul Anwar
Meaning:The giver of the true essence of light
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