Heyz,stumbled upon sumtin damn freakin funny!haha..someone recommended it n i realli give it a two thumbs up man!haha..Its a slogan thing ah!its on http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi..haha..but de slogan it gives is damn funny!
words i used:hongky
Slogans:
The Biggest Hongky Pennies Can Buy.(my fav)
Got Hongky?
Hongky Is Job 1
words i used:eufai
Slogans:
You Can Really Taste The Eufai!
Too Orangey for Eufai
Make Every Eufai Count
Don't Just Book It, Eufai It
More Than Just an Eufai
Run For The Eufai
Fresh from the Captain's Eufai
words i used:singh
Slogans:
Ring Around the Singh Gets Your Whole Wash Clean
Just Do Singh
The Appliance of Singh
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Singh
The Man From Singh, he says "Yes"
Sharing the Singh of your Life
HAHA..too many ah!haha..i tink i freeakin piss in my pants man!haha..


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Yo,today is father's day!haha..Wanna wish all past,present n future dads Happy Fathers Day!haha..But honestly,i feel like father's day is jus a ploy to rake in profits ah by some frivolous compainies!i mean,u celebrate father's day den u celebrate ur father's bdae so which one is realli n truly 'father's day'?aparah!can make up ur mind r not!Nwy,personally i don reali celebrate father's day coz for one,i can nv tell my father in his face i love him..Don noe y ah..read frm some1's blog she aso cannot sae..I guess its an Asian thing..hmmm,who knows?
But,de scary part is wen he's gone,u'll feel de vacuum in ur heart..De emptiness n loneliness as u see him go..Every father,no matter how distance they r,how some times they make de wrong decisions,how some times some fathers use violence towards their children,there is still a pinch of love in them..Even if its as big as a sunflower seed,there is still a bond btwn a father n his children!Treasure ur father b4 he's gone..Speakin thru experience ah frm my gandma n grandpa's death..Realli missed them!U noe,de one thing i reali treasure n will nv forget even if i hav permanent amnesia,is by de will of God,i managed to celebrate my bdae with my grandma a week b4 she passed away..Thank de Almighty!

Nwy,enuff of sad things ah!I didnt even do work today ah!haha...crap!exams on de 26th yet i'm still surfin shit on de net!haha..I even checked out all de footballers wives?!haha..wat de hell?!Nwy,i read a book ah jus now!dman good!its called,rich dad poor dad!haha..Coincides with father's day!Nwy,de bhook reali makes u think n giv u another perspective ie de point of view of a rich man!One of de famous words,dont work for money but let money work for u!I mean its reali true man!I mean we work 24/7 n in de end most of de money goes to de government as tax!N,we spent our lives payin our bills 1st n treat ourselves last which in de end,is very little!De author suggests tt we shld in fact treat ourselves 1st den settle de bills last!Too chim to explain ah..Jus read de book!its reali enlightening!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Wat separates de rich n de poor is money.De poor dedicate all their lives workin for money n end up with nothin but de rich makes money work for them.

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Heyz!haha..back frm tioman!Damn fun sia!de place there reali amazing man!u'll be amazed by de beauty n de surroundings man!u'll start to appreciate de greatness of God's creation..I mean wen we all went snorkellin,walao!De fishes were like swimmiing around u n they will eat de food straight out of ur palms!Reali beautiful!I won't even trade tis for a thousand dollars man!mayb a million ah!Nwy,de onli thing tt is distortin de beauty of de island is de beer n de loud rowdy ang mohs ah!walao!wen they get drunk ah they will start singin with their awful tones n crap songs like mary had a little lamb!haha..n they claim to have class n elegance?!my gonads ah!
Nwy,de resort is quite nice!i particularly like de surroundings where it faces de sea!early mornin if u wake up b4 6,u can see de sunrise which is reali beautiful!De true essence of beauty!Although there r millions of mosquitoes,de scenary n serenity of de place is like numbing ur senses!u won't even realise tt u forgot to bathe!haha..tt's an exaggeration ah!Nwy,i realli recommend tt place to any1 who wants to enjoy de beauty of de sea!Although de spa is quite ex,i mean $180 for a freakin massage? n to get frm one place to another u hav to wait for a bus,its reali amazin!

oh ya!I pushed my cuzin into de swimming pool n he pulled my sis along n my hp was with her!walao!crap man!on de spot de phone short-circuit n i had to change de LCD display!went to de shop beside de skool n managed to ask de guy for a $10 discount!but $25 dollars is still too expensive man by my standards!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Do not do others wat u don wan them to do to u bcoz in de end its onli u who will suffer.

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Heyz,my last post b4 i'm goin to tioman!haha..Be back on sun so feel free to surf all de old crap or tag!Enjoy ur weekend!
Oh ya,de heart checkup turn out ok!haha..Nuthin serious ah..haha..sori for de false alarm!

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Haha!Read some damn funny jokes!Here it is!90% taken frm wen cui's webby n 10% edited by ME!haha..Enjoy!

Capitalism for Dummies

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad.

Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Arkansas Capitalism: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...

Swiss Capitalism: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Canadian Capitalism: You have two cows. Let's make a hockey team, eh?

Chinese Capitalism: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

Irish Capitalism: You have two cows. You feed them potatoes and wonder why they emigrate.

Israeli Capitalism: So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Cuban Capitalism: You have two cows. They try to swim to Florida.

Politically Correct Capitalism: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.

Disney Capitalism: You have two cows. They dance & sing.

Microsoft Capitalism: You have two cows. You patent them and sue anyone else who has them.

Hollywood Capitalism: You have two cows. You give them utter implants and also teach them to bullet-dodge, wall climb and shoot milk out of their utters on command.

Clinton Capitalism: You have two cows. You deny any knowledge of them.

Bureaucratic Capitalism: You have two cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.

Gore Capitalism: You have two cows. You claim you invented them.

Real-World Capitalism: You have two cows. You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Australian Capitalism: You have two cows. You try to wrestle them.

Iraqi Capitalism: You have two cows. They are biochemical weapons.

Perestroika Capitalism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

Cambodian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Mormon Capitalism: You have two cows. You tell everyone that they should as well.

Military Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Texan Capitalism: You have two cows. You teach them to fire guns.

Totalitarian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Nevadan Capitalism: You have two cows. You charge lonely men from Arkansas to spend the night with them.

Jehovahâs Witness Capitalism: You have two cows. You go door to door telling people that you do.

Bureaucrat Capitalism: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Real Capitalism: You don't have any cows.
The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

Environmental Capitalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them.

Surreal Capitalism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Californian Capitalism: You have two cows. They are happy.

Bush Capitalism: You have two cows. You think that cows and humans can coexist peacefully. You give all of the milk to the upper class when they have cows of their own, and the lower class needs milk. After tt,when de lower class complain,u call them terrorists n u bomb them.

Martha Stewart Capitalism: You have two cows. After decorating them, you sell them because a farmer told you the price of milk might go down.

Ayn Rand Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell both so that you can invest in a new dairy company. After it does well, you sell you stock and buy a cow farm.
After that does well, you take out a loan using cows as capitol and build a milk manufacturing factory. After making your milk the most sold, you sell the company and retire to Hawaii with your millions of dollars

Playboy Capitalism: You have two cows.U dress both up as bunnies and publish their pictures in a magazine tt sells for millions of dollars.

Ariel Sharon's Capitalism: You have no cows.You steal from the others,paint them with another colour and call them yours.

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Haha..Due to popular demand i had no choice but to post a new post!haha..Tt's shit man..haha..Nwy,today went to ms choo's hse coz she invited for a so-called housewarming party!haha..Nwy,a tot crossed my mind..Personally i feel tt de word housewarming itself is derived from a let's jus sae an uncensored source!haha..Some perverted English gentleman mus hav come up with it!haha..Jokin onli ah but i mean,house-warming?funny sia!don tell me its literally warm de hse coz definitely tt means a lot of things!haha..N u5 can tink of one of them!haha..

OH ya,back to de topic!haha..Went there n for de 1st time,i came early sia!haha..Den boon came!haha..Fish man!Punggol station is like damn secluded man imagine if its at night!walao!it was like a dead zone n i was de onli one there sia!thankfully had de control service officers to 'entertain' me!haha..Oh ya,back to de topic!Went choo's hse n ended up watchin lion king!haha..fweakin borin sia!so had to persuade them to watch some show n in de end we all watch 'Bend It Like Beckham'..De actress reali cio sia!haha..damn cio!now finding out her name!haha..Woohoo!Found out alradi!Keira Knightley!Reali cio man!haha..N she's ONLI 19 SIA!haha..Nwy,after tt ate some pizza n choo's own home made fried rice!haha..After tt played some game where a person thinks of a no n de others mus guess it!haha..De one who can guessed it has to eat all de food up!N boon kena 4 times sia!haha!reali 'tio' man!haha..3 pizzas n a serving of salad!haha..Shld hav seen his face!haha..Went with boon to tampines mall to get his gf some ring with both their names engraved on it!Shld hav a heart there lah beb!its some shop called yellow n for ur info U5,it does not sell blue tapes!haha..N de staffs there R NOT YELLOW MINDED!haha..

N btw,read tg's blog!walao!de situation gettin reali out of control man!she even had to change de password!N de password thingy is crap coz its damn easy to find out!its jus a waste of time puttin it in!Nwy,i wonder who tt 'U' is?I mean,y so much anger?Be cheerful lah dey!As brothers n sisters we hav to rely on others if we are to survive!De rest leave it to God!N anger doesnt solve anythin..POoodah lah U!

Oh ya,haha..waitin for thus to come!Hope it turns out allright!In God's will!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
De difference between a brave man n a coward is how he shows his feelings.One faces his fears directly n de other,hides behind a mask.But,a real man, gets angry bcoz of God,scold bcoz of God,loves bcoz of God n live bcoz of God.

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