Heyz,damn long alradi havent post any new shit!Tis few days freakin sick..Been coughing out green shit and blowing them out from my nose..Walao!No appetite,no energy n no fun!I beat my old record!I did not talk for 3 hrs!haha..Power!Progress made..Shows tt i'm maturing!haha..Now,still freakin sick n dad keep pesterin me to see de doc!Honestly,i don reali belif in doctors!U noe sumtin?!Doctors r supposed to giv medicines irregardless whether de patient is sick r not!Its under de doctors code of conduct!WTF?!i may even be given anti-potency medicines all tis while n i may not even realised it!Nww,freakin tired now so won't write much!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
If u tink u r de best den go n kill urself!There r always some1 much better than u!

Crapped By Khairul at 10:27 AM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Nah,mus fight de urge to not write anythin cause i'm jus in no mood..Nwy,i jus lovvvvve my jersey man!its damn cio..But wasted ah!My no is 17(Ignore wat was originally here!A moment of crap will result in a lifetime of stupidity!)

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Depression is a trick of de mind!Believe in urself n believe in God n nuthin is impossible..

Crapped By Khairul at 11:26 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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I'm jus not in de mood 2 write any new post..Mayb still depressed bout de result but i don care alradi ah..Jus leave everythin to fate!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
Hav faith in urself n don ever dream of bein another as God has faith in u..

Crapped By Khairul at 9:42 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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heyz,i am damn sian to write new blogs!Trainin today drained out almost 90% of my energy!Thank god my mouth can still move!Nwy,i added new pics though!Hav fun!

Crapped By Khairul at 3:34 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Yoz ppl..I don reali noe how de day will b like but seeing how it started gives me shivers!Woke up feeling drowsy n don feel myself!I tink i lack de 'umphh' man!Tis is de thing tt propels my mouth to continue talkin non-stop so i guess today i'll b damn quiet!Some1 didnt reply to my msg so i felt a bit depressed but fook it ah!Its fated!I'm not even fit for her!She deserves some1 better than me,like u5,boon r jose!Mayb even goblok!Though i reali tink i look quite cio after tt sex change!haha!

Nwy,feeling freaakin hungry rite now n u5 jus onli woke up!Crap man!Supposed to meet at 8 n he woke up at 9!But its ok ah!I'm in no mood to sae anythin so i guess i jus hav to bear it!Everythin tt happens in life is a test by God so tt we realise how vulnerable n weak we r!Reali hope can grab sumtin to eat even if it means doin a khairul...Haha!

Tmrw got match n my hips r hurtin like mad!Fweakin pain man!Mayb i might not play!No mood also ah!Oh ya,did i mention tt i was thinkin bout de tactical talk yest?I realise tt he did not mention nyjc strengths!So i jus giv a short summary of our strengths after compiling it frm diff coaches!
Strengths:
Superb n steady defence-De presence of boon,firdaus n shang provides stability n anchors de team play.Thier pin-point passes carves de momentum for de team!
Creative,wonderful,quick,world-class midfield- Raymond,iqbal,giappy,sanchin,joseph,arvinder,cedric n chester r masters of midfield!They create opportunities frm nowhere n their undyin patriotism for de school n love of soccer paved de way for de birth of other ny soccer legends in de future!Their performance on n off de field has become a benchmark for other schools' soccer team!
Fast,agile,hardworkin,worldclass,legendary n superb forwards- De deadly combination of u5 n teckkoon has always been a thorn for de defence!Thier pinpoint passing,fast,accurate shots n creativity to score frm nowhere has established themselves as one of ny soccer greats!Their influence silences critics n crowds,their strong n agressive attitude towards de ball send defenders running all de way home crying n their hardwork for de team has been a vital factor contributing to ny success!

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
If u sae u cant,means u cant but if u sae u can,means u can!It is jus a matter of how u tink bout it!

Crapped By Khairul at 9:36 AM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Yo ppl,its TUESDAY alradi man!haha..Shiok sia today n tmrw no skool!Can relax at home n rest those aching muscles..

Walau,yesterday we all lost to de stoopid njc team by 4-2..Almost won man!i admit,1st half we were nervous n were quite slack in our play but we managed to put in a stellar performance in de 2nd half man!De attack n midfield were superb n we controlled de game!Wasted sia tt we couldnt get a win but as de sayin goes,watever happens,happens for a reason!Every1 were wonderin wat happened to firdaus..He's like not himself leh!AIyah,thank god no one got injured except boon..Don noe y he all of de sudden complain of back ache!haha..nvm man..U backstabbed me onli once man so still owe me one..Relax man...According to him he slide 3 times n injure his back so he tinks tt he did not backstab but he left me in lurch!Basket!i was all alone,frightened,without any guidance until de final whistle..Thakfully my pants were not wet with urine! Nwy,de njc ppl reali suc man..PLayed rough n purposely waste time jus to get on our nerves..Teck n fid got a yellow card but wat's new?!haha..THanks god i managed to avoid a card!De referee reali crap man..Wanted to sent me off jus cause i so called 'told him how to do his job'!WTF?!i mean if he did not call for a foul it obviously meant tt his not doin his job properly rite!Aparah!Eh,ppl make mistakes k so jus shut de hell up lah n stuff tt card up ur ass man!haha..Now i noe y bein a ref can b difficult at times!We mus win de rest of de games man!Oh ya,jose came up with one of de best phrases i've heard to boost de team's morale!We do not need to use good equipments,we make de equipments look good!haha..

Oh ya,today got de i-learning thingy..I don tink i will even do anythin ah..Mayb resort to de traditional n reliable method of gettin de work done..COPY!haha..Who said anythin bout doin at de first place?But mus come skool early to copy ah..But mayb maths mus do ah..Tt kooi been pesterin every1 to do his 25 mcq qns!Crap man..I tink tis whole thing is his idea!Now,cant even do de maths online test thingy..boon also!haha..Gay minds tink alike!Mus see mrs lee to reset de thing!Leceh sia!Btw,gp reali crap!Mus answer stupid qns bout united nations!wtf?!tt's like de lamest thing i've heard!(Actualli nolah!bush tryin to justify de war based on freeing de iraqis is de lamest thing i've heard!)

Btw,later got trainin..Buay tahan man..Yest jus onli had a match n mr lim wants 2 hav a trainin today..Can die man!I read frm somewhere b4 tt if we train too much,it can hav an adverse effect on de body causin de heart to pump faster which will lead to de death of thousands of brain cells!I tink its frm some bio journal!haha..

Now,ponderin whether to kill my blogs..haha..too bored ah too write but see how is it ah..If there's any how news bout u5's n boon's gfs den might jus resurrect my blogs...Who knows?!oh ya,tis jus came in!u5 freakin excited n hyperactive!Some1 msg him wat on friendster n hp also!haha!N i jus read jose's blogs!wtf?!eh,who said i was goin to kill my blogs?its onli an idea!haha..N i wonder which girl jose has caught his heart?i got de feeling he won't b in de single,horny n desperate club for long!haha..

Words Of Wisdom For De Day:
We do not need 2 use good products,we make de products look good.

Crapped By Khairul at 8:07 AM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Heyz,damn long havent post anythin yet man!Haha..Lots of things happened man last 3 days!haha..

But,i will forever remember thurs man wen i suan tt guy!Eh,i'm reali sori ah..I was a bit too mean but its jus tt u realli got on my nerves ah!haha..I mean de 1st time ok lah since every1 do hav grievances!De 2nd time ok,can tahan!In my mind,mayb u got lots of things to sae n now u ejaculatin everythin out!haha..Sori for de course words!But by de 3rd time,i bea tahan alradi man..I mean i hav lots of frens in council n its a bit unfair ah if u reali bully them!Ppl make mistakes lah dey n so far,they hav done a reali good job wat!So,wen u were sayin things like anti-promises n lies,i tink i jus lost it ah..If u readin tis,sori k!Its not me to do things liddat !I'm reali sori if i suan u in front every1!haha..Forget bout it k!But i hope de things i sae wasnt tt hurtful!It wasnt meant 2 b!I also didnt even pinpoint u!But everythin in life is a test n a learning experience so we both mus learn from it!At least u got de balls man to stand up for urself!

Nwy,friday morning got trainin!U5 nv come again!walau!He should hav come man!But tt day,trainin was sucky!I ate a slice of bread b4 trainin n was like shittin everythin out man!I tink if u look closely,can even see yesterday's vegetables in de shit!haha..Sori ah if a bit disgustin!N we got de new jerseys!JAMBU sia!!Yellow with black sides!FREAKIN cio..N to top it all,its even made in Malaysia!haha..Can suan u5!Eh,not everythin is made in China k!!!haha..Went to orchard later after prayers,meet old secondary skool frens!haha..power sia!its great bieng ur old self again!Creatin havoc n shoutin like a mad man was my specialty!i tink jc life reali tame me down so much man!haha..Catch back old times n didnt even noe tt bloody xinwei got a gf!Fook!He change his status nv tell me..Basket!Even bought lingerie with her!haha..He's reali dirty man!

Jose msg me to ask me to follow him to skool!Donnoe y all of de sudden he wants 2 go skool study!Mayb he havin mood swings ah!haha..He's freakin sick,sneezin non-stop n spreadin all those desperate flu virus to every1 else!haha..Managed to beat him in basketball!haha!!Khairul 2- Jose 0!!haha..I told u i had hidden talents!haha..Ceh2!I jus hav supressed basketball genes ah!haha..Nwy,did some maths n prepare for a soccer match later!Power sia!At least can use tis to train my mental skills for mon's match!Mus give all my best!Oh ya..Learn a new word!placebo(pla-ce-bo) not (place-bo) n i hav no fookin idea wat it means!haha!Mayb some sexually transmitted disease!Oh ya,according to de Biology journal(Feb 2002),guys hav hy... in their asses!haha..u5,i am NOT lyin bout tt k!haha..

Words Of Wisdom For The Day:
Make peace not war,Make love not Hatred!

Crapped By Khairul at 4:19 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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2nd entry:Haha..Startin to get de hang of this ah..Shiok sia!Today damn crap..
Got a fookin splittin headache tt i hav no idea wat de lecturers r talkin man..Especially chem..N tt chan's futile attempt at tryin to make jokes doesnt help either!Wtf?!See lah!Now i cant even remember his lame jokes!

Today almost lost my pencil box man!Reali freakin depressed n even offered to treat boon a drink if he can find my pencil box!haha..EH,expensive u noe!
Pens:$20
Pencil:$2.40
Eraser:$0.80
Watch:$30 w/o strap
Key-chain:$30(damn ex u noe)
Sentimental value:Priceless(4 yrs of service k)

Oh ya,i 'accidentally' spoiled boon's pencil ah.Sorri ah beb!inoe i cannot console u but i noe one person who can!haha..N she got 67 for maths k!haha..N i also don noe y de fook tis guy is so freakin hyperactive man!haha..de whole bus journey to jurong junior college he was like tryin to molest me n u5!haha..Eh,for once can try to let others sleep r not?!I noe jus cause u saw some1 walkin jus now,eva......,u so hyperactive!
Nwy,crap man..De game cancel jus cause some flashes of ppl undergar.....Opps.Sori..I mean flashes of lightning!haha..Lookin forward to de game but in de end made a u turn jus wen we reach there!haha..N tt bloody chester can even sleep throughout de whole journey!No wonder he's so frsh during trainin!nvm ah..From now,we jus assume tt we won 3-0 with a superb assist frm u5!Mus remember to tell everybody tt!haha..
Here's how de match went;
U 5 made a defence splittin through pass tt caught everyone unaware n teck koon finish it off with a spectacular volley tt almost made de keeper shit in his pants!haha!But as de sayin goes,watever happens,happens for a reason!

Oh ya,tt jonathan,affectionately known as goblok,haha,wanted to reveal de truth!haha!i reali goin to pinch his nips until it gives out milk!

N tt nirm again!i reali tink she's on some anti-mat campaign where she's goin to exterminate all de mats in de skool!haha..Arvinder would hav jump for joy if he hears tis!ALways pickin on me as usual!I ask u all ah,wat's wrong if u sleep in lectures?she even ask me whether teachers can scold vulgarities at students!haha..Mayb i shld try askin her whether can students jus ignore their teachers n point de infamous middle finger if they find them irritatin?!haha..

One more thing,u5 quite depressed ah today!haha...i also don noe y!Jus cause SOME1 said msg u another time,he tinks de person doesnt wan to tlak to him!Aparah!Come on man!Who in de world can resist u n boon man?!

Words of Wisdom For The Day:
Watever happens,happens for a reason!

Crapped By Khairul at 9:24 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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Yo peepz!
Haha..Finally,managed to get tis shit up n running!Been tryin to post blogs since afternoon but don noe y cannot!Crap man..Nwy,today got lots of good news man!haha..
I didnt even noe my good fren boon has an admirer!Power sia!Ppl like me hav to admire girls frm far but ppl like him,HAV girls admirin him frm far..SO he has the power to choose sia,not like us!Haha..Boon,i goin to suan u like seow tmrw man!haha..she got 67 for maths u noe..Freakin smart..
Oh ya,tt bloody nirm screwed me today..Reali crap man!err,mam,if u readin this,its meant as a joke ah..Dont take it seriously k!As de sayin goes,quoted frm some unnamed source,"onli gays cannot take jokes,n jokers r nv gays!'(Copyright Protected)..Haha..
One more thing,tmrw got bio man..I bet u tt chan will ask me to sit in front again!Walau!I tink he has a fetish for minorities in uniforms ah..haha..Sir,if u readin tis,its jus a joke ah..Dont take it too seriously..Once in a while,ppl need to reveal their inner feelings..Haha..
To end,keep in touch with my blogs man..It's goin to get crappier n crappier so stay tuned..First time ah,so still virgin!Nwy,i havent even scratched de surface yet man..Still hav yet to talk bout u5's matahir(masa depan) blogs yet!haha..

Words Of Wisdom For The Day:
Onli gays cannot take jokes,n jokers r nv gays!

Crapped By Khairul at 11:39 PM [Jus Read Lah Dey!]

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